I need another job

sireoinmacken:

coming home after a long day to 0 messages and 0 tags

I ain’t got no friends in this city. What am I to do this weekend with my broke ass?

dignitea:

I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.

nothinbutbasketball:

Michael Jordan breaks the backboard.

I need to turn my phone back on. No internet at the house is killing me

thighabetic:

cosmopanther:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Because she thinks dick is yummy.

#Correct

(Source: kawaiicornsnake)

nawthatznasty:

 

Tina Caccavale

Can’t wait

shitrodsays:

If you’re too scared to ask for it then you don’t really want it…
Thats how I live

kickoffcoverage:

Those good old fair weather fans..

(Source: blackheartedkain)

pxlbyte:

Huge Collection of Fighter Backgrounds

Gallery || Related

realinternetho:

Russian will forever be the most beautiful language to me

Hmmmm…..

(Source: dear-caio)